Weekly Dose Post #141

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

If greeting cards were sarcastic and inappropriate they’d say:

“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder… What was I thinking?”

“Congratulations on your wedding day… Too bad no one likes your wife.”

“How could two people as beautiful you… have such an ugly baby?”

“As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am… that you’re not here to ruin it for me.”

“Someday I hope to get married… but not to you.”

“I’m so miserable without you… It’s almost like you’re here.”

“Congratulations on your new bundle of joy… Did you ever find out who the father was?”

Weird Fact of the Week:

The world’s smallest fish aquarium can fit in the palm of your hand!

Quote of the Week:

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.” – Joseph Addison

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