Virtual Marriage

Today my life partner and I got married via the internet…

Place: In Our Hearts

Reason: We share a blessing, that we’re in each other’s lives.

After filling out the painless registration form, we both received a nice message in our inboxes:

     Via this email, we pronounce you husband and wife. Regardless of your race, language or faith, from this day forward, you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter for the other. You will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth to the other. There will be no loneliness, for each of you will be companion to the other. From this day, you are two persons, with only one life before you. Your hopes and dreams are now intermingled, and you will strive for harmony through compromise and forgiveness.

     May beauty surround both of you in the journey ahead and through all the years. May happiness be your companion and your days together be full of tenderness, commitment and understanding.

     Congratulations and thank you for registering your marriage with us. Although this email document has no legal significance, we hope you will treat it with respect, print it out, and hang it in an honored place at home.

     Please note that this marriage is indissoluble and regardless of the direction your relationship takes after this day, this marriage will be a permanent record of your life’s most romantic moment, beautifully engraved in history. In other words, there is no such thing as divorce at please-marry.me, and your commitment is forever.

Signed,

Ministry of Love

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