Weekly Dose Post #136

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

Seven Silly Questions…

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”

2. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat?

3. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

5. Why is Trix cereal only for kids?

6. Why is a person that handles your money called a ‘Broker?’

7. Why do the alphabet song and ‘Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star’ have the same tune?

Weird Fact of the Week:

Brazil is the only nation to have played in every World Cup.

Quote of the Week:

“With gratitude, all life appears as a blessing – without gratitude, all of life is perceived as a burden.” – Jonathan Lockwood Huie

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