This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
Joke of the Week:
A guy has a talking dog so he brings it to a talent scout.
“This dog can speak English,” he claims to the unimpressed agent.
“Okay, Sport,” the guys says to the dog, “What’s on the top of a house?”
“Roof!” the dog replies.
“Oh, come on…” the talent agent responds. “All dogs go ‘roof’.”
“No, wait,” the guy says.
He asks the dog “What does sandpaper feel like?” “Rough!” the dog answers.
The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare because he’s losing his patience.
“No, hang on,” the guy says. “This one will amaze you.”
He turns and asks the dog: “Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?”
“Ruth!” goes the dog.
The talent scout, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street.
Then the dog turns to the guy and says “Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?”
Weird Fact of the Week:
One of the longest movies ever made: Modern Times Forever (Stora Enso Building, Helsinki) lasting 14400 minutes (that’s 10 days long!)
Quote of the Week:
“A pearl is a beautiful thing that is produced by an injured life. It is the tear [that results] from the injury of the oyster. The treasure of our being in this world is also produced by an injured life. If we had not been wounded, if we had not been injured, then we will not produce the pearl.” – Stephan Hoeller