Weekly Dose Post #125

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

Reasons why men are happy to be MEN:

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

You can’t get pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car Mechanics tell you the truth.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.

Weird Fact of the Week:

According to Forbes, the 5 richest people in the world for 2011 are:

Carlos Slim (Mexico) is currently 71 years old and he has a net worth of $74 billion.

Bill Gates (United States) is currently 56 years old and he has a net worth of $56 billion.

Warren Buffett (United States) is currently 81 years old and he has a net worth of $50 billion.

Bernard Arnault (France) is currently 62 years old and he has net worth of $41 billion.

Larry Ellison (United States) is currently 67 years old and he has a net worth of $39.5 billion.

Oh yes, you read it correctly that’s billion with a “B” United States Dollar (USD) currency.

Quote of the Week:

“If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough.” – Albert Einstein

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