Weekly Dose Post #124

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

Here’s some little white lies that roll too easily off the tongue:

The check is in the mail.

You get this one, I’ll pay next time.

My wife doesn’t understand me.

Trust me, I’ll take care of everything.

Of course I love you.

I am getting a divorce.

Drinking? Why, no, Officer.

She means nothing to me.

Don’t worry, he’s never bitten anyone.

I’ll call you later.

I’ve never done anything like this before.

>Weird Fact of the Week:

In 1936, famous child actress Shirley Temple received approximately 135,000 presents for her 8th birthday.

Quote of the Week:

“Love is acceptance. When you love someone . . . you take them into your heart, and that is surely why it hurts so much when we lose someone we love, because we lose a part of ourselves.” – Andrew

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