Weekly Dose Post #122

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

Things You Can Only (safely) Say at Thanksgiving

Talk about a huge breast!

Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

It’s whip cream time!

If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!

Whew, that’s one terrific spread!

I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.

Are you ready for seconds yet?

It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!

Don’t play with your meat.

Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?

You still have a little bit on your chin.

How long will it take after you stick it in?

When the little thingy pops up it’s ready.

Mmmm, moist meat.

I’m stuffed!


 
Weird Fact of the Week:
 
The game of basketball was invented by James Naismith in 1891.
 
 
Quote of the Week:

“You don’t have to be anti-man to be pro-woman.” – Jane Galvin Lewis

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