This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
Joke of the Week:
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Ladies: Any part under a car’s hood.
Gentlemen: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
Gentlemen: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Ladies: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Gentlemen: Playing football without a jockstrap.
Gentlemen: Playing football without a jockstrap.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Ladies: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Gentlemen: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
Gentlemen: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Ladies: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Gentlemen: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
Gentlemen: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
Weird Fact of the Week:
The official languages spoken in Pakistan are Urdu and English.
Quote of the Week:
“Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you.” – Oscar Wilde
A dose of my life. 