Weekly Dose Post #120

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Ladies: Any part under a car’s hood.
Gentlemen: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Ladies: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Gentlemen: Playing football without a jockstrap.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Ladies: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Gentlemen: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Ladies: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Gentlemen: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

Weird Fact of the Week:

The official languages spoken in Pakistan are Urdu and English.

Quote of the Week:

“Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you.” – Oscar Wilde


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