Weekly Dose Post #113

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her cart. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother said to her, “No.”

The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, “Now Brenda, we just have five of the aisles left to go through – don’t be upset. It won’t be long now.”

Soon, they came to the candy aisle and the little girl began to shout for candy. When told she couldn’t have any, she began to cry. The mother said, “there, there, Brenda, don’t cry – only two more aisles to go and then we’ll be checking out.”

When they got to the checkout stand, the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there’d be no gum purchased. The mother said serenely, “Brenda, just control yourself, we’ll be through this check out stand in 5 minutes.”

The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. “I couldn’t help noticing how patient you were with little Brenda,” he began.

The mother replied, “I’m Brenda – my little girl’s name is Ashley.”

 
 
Weird Fact of the Week:
 
Cats on average sleep 13 to 16 hours per day but it’s still a mystery as to why they sleep so much.
 
 
Quote of the Week:

“The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring.” – Oscar Wilde

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