Bootlegger Business Card

     One night a guy loitering outside asked me if I wanted to buy some movies. After declining he told me if I ever wanted some give him a call. Then he handed me this:

      Does he not realize that his bootlegging activities are illegal? This is a surefire way to get caught. What’s next a card that says “U wanna 10 sack? Hit up Mr. Kush day or night” Oh c’mon seriously? That would just be too bizarre. Note to criminals: Business cards are intended for true professionals.

      Oddly enough this isn’t the first time a bootlegger tried to spread the word. Another guy was standing in front of a grocery store handing out flyers. I thought it was for a party or club because they do that sometimes. After reading what the flyer said (listing various prices of movies) I was thinking WOW, can a person really be this clueless?

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