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Joke of the Week:
A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his neighbor, Charlotte, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which Charlotte replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU’VE GOT MAIL.”
Weird Fact of the Week:
The “black box” in commercial planes is actually orange.
Quote of the Week:
“After all, everybody has secrets and there are some things that nobody knows about you but only you, right?” – Halle Berry