This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
Joke of the Week:
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee”.
The husband said, ” You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”
Wife replies, “No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”
Husband replies, ” I can’t believe that, show me.”
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:
Weird Fact of the Week:
Baby porcupines, or “porcupettes” are born with 15 thousand quills which are soft at birth. However, after a few minutes in the outside air, the quills harden and are ready for defense. A porcupine, does NOT have the ability to “shoot their quills.” Quills are only released when they come into contact with another object.
Quote of the Week:
“The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.” – Theodore Hesburgh