Weekly Dose Post #101

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

A blind man enters a “Ladies Bar” by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair given that you are blind and all  to make sure you are aware of these five things:

One, the bartender is a blonde girl.

Two, the bouncer is a blonde girl.

Three, I’m a blonde woman who is 6 feet tall, 220 pounds with a black belt in karate.

Four, the blonde woman sitting next to me is a pro weight lifter that can bench 250 pounds.

Five, the lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you really  wanna tell that joke?”

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, “Nah… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

Weird Fact of the Week:

All insects have six legs.

Quote of the Week:

“If you find someone you love in your life, then hang on to that love.” – Princess Diana

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