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Joke of the Week:
A blind man enters a “Ladies Bar” by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair given that you are blind and all to make sure you are aware of these five things:
ONE the bartender is a blonde girl.
TWO the bouncer is a blonde girl.
THREE I’m a blonde woman who is 6 feet tall, 220 pounds with a black belt in karate.
FOUR the blonde woman sitting next to me is a pro weight lifter that can bench 250 pounds.
FIVE the lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you really wanna tell that joke?”
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, “Nah… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
Weird Fact of the Week:
ALL insects have six legs.
Quote of the Week:
“If you find someone you love in your life, then hang on to that love.” – Princess Diana