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Joke of the Week:
A teacher asks her class, “If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Tony.
He replies, “None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.”
The teacher replies, “The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking.”
Then little Tony says, “I have a question for you.
There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?”
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, “Well, I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”
To which little Tony replied, “The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.”
Weird Fact of the Week:
Mark Twain was born on the day of the appearance of Halley’s Comet November 30, 1835, and died of a heart attack on April 21, 1910 the day after its next appearance. He himself predicted this in 1909, when he said: “I came in with Halley’s Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it.”
Quote of the Week:
“A child educated only at school is an uneducated child.” – George Santayana