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Joke of the Week:
Whitney was visiting her ditzy friend Nina, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. Nina responded by saying that one was named Rolex and the other one was named Timex.
Whitney said, ‘Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?’
‘HELLLOOOOOOO……,’ exclaimed Nina they’re watch dogs!
Weird Fact of the Week:
Atlanta pharmacist John S. Pemberton created Coca-Cola in 1886 as a medicinal product. Early advertising refers to it as a “Brain Tonic and Nerve Stimulant,” a remedy for headaches, neuralgia, hysteria, melancholia and all nervous afflictions.
Quote of the Week:
“How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because some day in life you will have been all of these.” – George Washington Carver