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Joke of the Week:
Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity, “You are all part of our team now,” said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any employees.”
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, “You’re all working very hard and I’m satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company’s performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?”
The cannibals all shook their heads, “No.”
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, “Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?” A hand rose hesitantly. “You fool!” the leader continued. “For four weeks we’ve been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But now, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something.”
Weird Fact of the Week:
Mercury is the only metal liquid at room temperature. In most cases, the red stuff you see in a thermometer is either alcohol or mercury. Simply put, alcohol and mercury expand when heated. In a standard bulb thermometer, this means the liquid will rise as the temperature increases.
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Quote of the Week:
“Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.” – Bill Cosby