Weekly Dose Post #92

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
Joke of the Week:
10 Signs You Are Getting Old
• 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 

• You watch the Weather Channel.

• Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up.”

• Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”

• You don’t enjoy listening to your favorite songs with the volume turned all the way up.

• You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and a pregnancy test.

• You take naps.

• You feed your dog Halo SPOTS STEW® instead of McDonald’s leftovers.

• Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 

• Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

Weird Fact of the Week:
Common Acronyms
• a.m.: Ante Meridiem
• CNN: Cable News Network
• DNA: Deoxyribonucleic Acid 
• EKG: Electrocardiogram
• FAX: Facsimile
• JPEG: Joint Photographic Experts Group
• MASH: Mobile Army Surgical Hospital
• NASA: National Aeronautics and Space Administration
• NASDAQ: National Association of Securities Dealers Automated Quotations
• RADAR: Radio Detecting and Ranging
• SCUBA: Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Aparatus
• SWAT: Special Weapons and Tactics
• UPC: Universal Product Code
• ZIP: Zone Improvement Plan Code
Quote of the Week: 
“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.” – Natalie Wood

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