Weekly Dose Post #88

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
  
Joke of the Week:

Nicholas was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife April was really angry. She told him, “Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”

The next morning Nicholas got up early and left for work. When April woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.

When April opened the box she found a brand new bathroom scale inside.

 
Weird Fact of the Week: 

Approximately 90% of the world population has an “innie” belly button.
 Quote of the Week:

“Live your life and forget your age.”- Norman Vincent Peale
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