Weekly Dose Post #86

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello. He’s rather taken back because he can’t place where he knows her from.

So he says, “Do you know me?”

To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???”

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.”


Weird Fact of the Week:

The kidneys filter over 400 gallons of blood each day.

Quote of the Week:

“Our true wealth is the good we do in this world. None of us has faith unless we desire for our neighbors what we desire for ourselves.” – Mohammed
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