Weekly Dose Post #83

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests except one.

Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job.”

Mujibar said, “I am ready.”

The Manager said, “Make a sentence using the words yellow, pink and green.”

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, “Mister Manager, I am ready.”The Manager said, “Go ahead.”

Mujibar said, “The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, Yellow, this is Mujibar.”

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems.

Weird Fact of the Week:

Astronaut Takao Doi proved that a boomerang will return to the thrower even in space.

Quote of the Week:
 
“God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today.  Have you  used one to say thank you?”  – William A. Ward
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