
Joke of the Week:
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight,” he said.
Later that evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it only to find a book entitled, “The Meaning of Dreams”

Weird Fact of the Week:
US currency is not “paper” it’s actually a blend of cotton and linen. According to the Bureau of Engraving and Printing, United States currency is made up of 75% cotton and 25% linen.

Quote of the Week:
“Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.” – Peter Ustinov