Weekly Dose Post #79

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

Q: What do the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans do when they meet?
A: Wave.

Weird Fact of the Week:

One upset viewer of the TV show Fear Factor sued for emotional distress claiming that watching contestants eat dead rats that were mixed in a blender caused him to vomit. The judge dismissed the lawsuit, stating that all he needed to do was change the channel.

Extra Note: With $50,000 at stake I could eat something disgusting and perform crazy stunts. Several years ago when the show was really popular I tried to apply online to be a contestant but according to their standards I wasn’t height weight proportionate. That’s just a nice way of saying I was too fat.  Perhaps I should have tried a different game show that didn’t mind people’s size because it would have been cool to compete on one.

Quote of the Week:

“Ten Spiritual Tonics
1. Stop worrying. Worry kills life.
2. Begin each day with a prayer. It will arm your soul.
3. Control appetite. Over-indulgence clogs body and mind.
4. Accept your limitations . . .
5. Don’t envy. It wastes time and energy.
6. Have faith in people. Cynicism sours the disposition.
7. Find a hobby. It will relax your nerves.
8. Read a book a week to stimulate imagination and broaden your views.
9. Spend some time alone for the peace of solitude and silence.
10. Try to want what you have, instead of spending your strength trying to get what you want.” – Abraham L. Feinberg

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