This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…Joke of the Week:
A man is walking home when he sees a dog buying meat for his owner. The man watches the dog when the butcher takes a little to much the dog growls at him until he gets the right amount.
The man follows the dog and watches as the dog stands on two legs and helps an old lady across the street. Amazed the man follows the dog home and watches the dog ring the doorbell. When the owner comes to the door the owner takes the bags and tells the dog to stay in the front yard.
Frustrated the man goes up to the owner and yells “This dog is amazing! He gets your groceries, makes sure you have the exact change, helps old ladies across the street and this is how you treat him?!”
The owner replies “I know but, this is the third time this week he left his keys!
Weird Fact of the Week:
U.S. banks repossessed more than 1 million homes in 2010.
Quote of the Week:
“People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get.” – Frederick Douglass
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