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Joke of the Week:
Three guys are at a restaurant, all with their girlfriends.
The first guy, thinking he is all suave, says to his girlfriend, “Could you pass me the honey?… Honey.”
Now, the second guy, copying the first, says to his girlfriend, “Could you pass me the sugar?… Sugar.”
So now, the third guy is under pressure. He has to come up with something good.
After, a minute of thinking he says to his girlfriend, “Pass me the chicken… Chicken.”
Weird Fact of the Week:
A lawyer was grocery shopping one day and just so happened to notice how many different kinds of mustard were being sold. He purchased several different jars and grew his collection over the years. He eventually opened the Mustard Museum that holds 5,000 jars from all 50 states and more than 60 different countries.
Quote of the Week:
“There is no feeling, except the extremes of fear and grief, that does not find relief in music.” – George Eliot