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Joke of the Week:
A child was continually asking his mom to buy him a hamster.
When she did, the child looked after it for a couple of days, but soon he got bored, and it became the mom’s responsibility to feed it.
One day she got upset with the her son’s carelessness and asked him, “Do you know how many times this hamster would have died, if I wasn’t looking after it?”
The child replied, “Ummm, I don’t know… Once?”
Weird Fact of the Week:
A fetus develops fingerprints at 18 weeks.
Quote of the Week:
“Learn the art of patience. Apply discipline to your thoughts when they become anxious over the outcome of a goal. Impatience breeds anxiety, fear, discouragement and failure. Patience creates confidence, decisiveness, and a rational outlook, which eventually leads to success.” – Brian Adams