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Joke of the Week:
Teenager: What if a boy hugs me?
Mom: Say don’t!
Teenager: What if he kisses me?
Mom: Say stop!
The next day when the teenager goes to school her boyfriend hugs and kisses her.
She responds just as her mother told her to do and quickly said: “DON’T STOP!”
Weird Fact of the Week:
When the English first arrived in Australia, they asked the Aborigines the name of the jumping animal. The natives said Kangaroos, which meant “I don’t know” in their language.
Quote of the Week:
“The best portion of a good man’s life is his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love.” – William Wordsworth