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Joke of the Week:
A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement.
He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, ‘Mother of Six’, in spite of her objections.
One night they went to a party. He decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouted at the top of his voice: ”Are you ready to go, Mother of Six?”
His wife, irritated by her husband’s lack of discretion shouted back: “Anytime you’re ready, Father of Four!”
Weird Fact of the Week:
A Japanese elementary school decided to put on a play of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Parents complained it wasn’t fair that their daughters didn’t get the part. Caving into the pressure it ended up being 25 Snow Whites, no wicked witch and zero Dwarfs! The entire cast played the role of Snow White.
Quote of the Week:
“Gratitude is the most exquisite form of courtesy.” – Jacques Maritain