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Joke of the Week:
This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, “In my house I am the boss, I say when the laundry is done and when the cooking is made and when the dishes are washed.” One of the guys at the table said, “How long have you been married?”
The man replies: “Oh I’m not married I’m single!”
Weird Fact of the Week:
The oldest LIVING animal ever found was a 405 years old clam in 2007 at the bottom of the ocean.
Unfortunately, it was killed while researchers counted its rings.
Source: National Geographic News
Quote of the Week:
“We turn not older with years, but newer every day.” – Emily Dickinson