Weekly Dose Post #59

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building. The Italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says “Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!”

The Chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and says “Man, if I get rice one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!”

The blonde opens his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and says” Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time I’m going to jump off this building and fall to my death!”

So the next day they all got the same thing and they jumped off the building to their death. That weekend at the funeral, the Italian and the Chinese wives are crying and saying “I would have fixed him something else for lunch but he never told me.”

The two wives stare at the blondes wife, they both ask why she isn’t sad about her husbands death, the blonde replys “Don’t look at me, he packs his own lunch.”
 
Weird Fact of the Week:  

In Bahrain, a male gynecologist can only examine a woman’s private parts through a mirror.
Quote of the Week:

“It is never too late to give up your prejudices.” – Henry David Thoreau
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