This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
Joke of the Week:
Alexis was in a restaurant yesterday and suddenly had that urge to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so Alexis timed her toots with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, Alexis started to feel better but noticed that EVERYBODY was staring. Suddenly, Alexis remembered that she was listening her iPod.
Weird Fact of the Week:
Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.
Quote of the Week:
“If you have much, give of your wealth; if you have little, give of your heart.” – Arab Proverb