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Joke of the Week:
A mother throwing a birthday party for her daughter had gone all out hiring a caterer, band, and clown.
Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout.
Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop some wood for her out back.
Gratefully, they headed to the rear of the house.
The guests arrived, and all was going well with the children having a wonderful time.
But the clown hadn’t shown up. After a half and hour, the clown finally called to report that he was stuck in traffic, and would probably not make the party at all.
The mother was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain the children herself.
She happened to look out the window and saw one of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watched in awe as he swung from tree branches, did mid-air flips, and leaped high in the air.
She spoke to the other bum and said, “What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would pay him $50!”
The other bum says, “Well, I dunno. Let me ask him. ‘HEY EARL! FOR $50, WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE?”
Weird Fact of the Week:
Antarctica is a desert.
Quote of the Week:
“I promise to love you forever — every single day of forever.” — Stephenie Meyer