Weekly Dose Post #52

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
  
Joke of the Week:
  
Only in America……are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America……do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America……do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America……do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.
Only in America……do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America……do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
  
Weird Fact of the Week:
 
The only continent occupied by only one nation is Australia.
Australia is the driest inhabited continent on earth.
Quote of the Week:
 
“It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.” — Bill Watterson

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