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Joke of the Week:
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.
He asks his father for advice. The father replies: “My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy.”
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boys nervousness builds.
He remembers his fathers advice, and chooses the first topic.
He asks the girl: “Do you like spinach?” She says “No,” and the silence returns.
After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his fathers suggestion and turns to the second item on the list.
He asks, “Do you have a brother?” Again, the girl says “No” and there is silence once again.
The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his fathers advice and asks the girl the following question: “If you had a brother, would he like spinach?”
Weird Fact of the Week:
The first zoo in America was opened in Philadelphia in 1874.
Quote of the Week:
“One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.” — Bob Marley