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Joke of the Week:
A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business!
The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, “How much money do you make a week?”
A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, “I make $300.00 a week. Why?”
The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, “Here’s four weeks’ pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back.”
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, “Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?”
From across the room came a voice, “That was the pizza delivery guy!”
Weird Fact of the Week:
In 2008, the Crown Prince of Dubai, Sheikh Hamdan bin Mohammed bin Rashed Al-Maktoum, recently spent $2.7 million for a single female camel. The purchase was part of a charity auction in the capital city of Abu Dhabi & is now the most expensive recorded camel transaction.
Quote of the Week:
“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’!” — Audrey Hepburn