This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more…
Joke of the Week:
The elderly man flattered himself that he was still a ladies’ man, and decided to flirt with the beautiful waitress.
“So tell me, sweetheart, where have you been all my life?” he crooned.
“Actually, sir,” she pointed out sweetly, “for the first 45 years of it, I wasn’t even around.”
Weird Fact of the Week:
Taj Mahal, built between 1632 and 1654, in India is made entirely out of marble.
The Taj Mahal was scheduled to be torn down in the 1830’s. Thank goodnes that didn’t happen…
Quote of the Week:
“Education is our passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to the people who prepare for it today.” — Malcolm X