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Joke of the Week:
After being away on business for a week before Valentine’s Day, Dominic thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
“How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.
“That’s a bit much,” said Dominic, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.
“Thats still quite a bit,” Dominic groused.
Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.
Dominic grew agitated, “What I mean,” he said, “is I’d like to see something real cheap.”
So the clerk handed him a mirror.
Weird Fact of the Week:
Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. You have been warned!
Quote of the Week:
“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.” — Marilyn Monroe