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Joke of the Week:
“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
“Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the teacher with a sneer.
“Well, actually I dont,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”
Weird Fact of the Week:
Americans throw away about 5 million bicycles each year.
Quote of the Week:
“I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” – Maya Angelou