
Joke of the Week:
A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands. He sent an e-mail to his corporate headquarters advising them that he was stranded for a few days and requested instructions.
The reply came back shortly:
“Begin vacation as of yesterday.”

Weird Fact of the Week:
The longest living cells in the body are brain cells which can live an entire lifetime.

Quote of the Week:
“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” – Elbert Hubbard
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