Weekly Dose Post #17

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

Fred saved up his allowance money for a few weeks and decided to treat himself to some chocolate for always doing his chores.
So off to the candy store he went. 
“You should give that money to charity,” said the sales girl.
Fred thought for a moment and said, “No, Ill buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity.”

Weird Fact of the Week:

The leg bones of a bat are so thin that they cannot walk.

A few years ago after seeing what appeared to be “mold” on my sisters front porch. I grabbed a broom to sweep it off. It started making this clicking sound which was actually a small bat trying to hibernate. I immediately called the bat removal professional. 

At the time I honestly didn’t have the funds to pay for this service. Being a very compassionate and understanding man he took it away free of charge. He even gently held open the wing and asked me if I wanted to touch it. Being curious I did and the bat wing felt paper thin.

Quote of the Week:

“I’ve never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation.” – Mike Todd

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