This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
Joke of the Week:
A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments.
“My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup.”
“Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t see to pour the coffee.”
“I cant turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck.”
“My blood pressure pills make me dizzy.”
“I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old.”
“Well, its not all bad. We should be thankful that we can still drive.”
Weird Fact of the Week:
“Go.” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
Quote of the Week:
“Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.” – Thomas Jefferson