Weekly Dose Post #14

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughters birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, “How much is that new Barbie in the window?”

The Manager replied, “Which one? We have Barbie goes to the gym for $19.95, Barbie goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie goes shopping for $19.95, Barbie goes to the beach for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $375.00.”

“Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?!?”, Ralph asked surprised. The Manager replies, “Well, Divorced Barbie comes with Kens car, Kens House, Kens boat, Kens dog, Kens cat and Kens furniture.”

 

Weird Fact of the Week:

If you were to spell out numbers, you would you have to go until 1,000 to find the letter “A”.

Quote of the Week:

“Individuals who deliberately decide not to take offense lead happier, more productive lives.” Lloyd Newell

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