This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
Joke of the Week:
A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read “Unique Breakfast” so he walked in and sat down. The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted.
“What’s your ‘Unique Breakfast?’” he asked.
“Baked tongue of chicken,” she replied.
“Baked tongue of chicken?… Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? I would never even consider eating anything that came out of a chicken’s mouth!” he fumed.
Undaunted, the waitress asked, “What would you like then?”
“Just bring me scrambled eggs,” the man replied.
Weird Fact of the Week:
On July 5 to 6, in 2005 a couple in London locked lips for 31 hours, 30 minutes, and 30 seconds, making it the longest kiss recorded.
Quote of the Week:
“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.” – Judy Garland
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