Weekly Dose Post #10

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

What A Woman Wants In A Man Before She is 40

  • Handsome
  • Charming
  • Financially Successful
  • A Caring Listener
  • Witty
  • In Good Shape
  • Dresses with Style
  • Appreciates the Finer Things
  • Full of Thoughtful Surprises
  • An Imaginative, Romantic Lover
What A Woman Wants In A Man After She is 40

  • Not too ugly
  • Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
  • Works steady
  • Doesn’t nod off while she’s emoting
  • Usually remembers the punch lines of jokes
  • Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
  • Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
  • Knows not to buy champagne with screw-on tops
  • Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
  • Shaves on weekends.

Weird Fact of the Week:

It takes glass one million years to decompose. Which means it never wears out and can be used an infinite amount of times. 

Quote of the Week:

“Avoiding the phrase “I don’t have time…”, will soon help you to realize that you do have the time needed for just about anything you choose to accomplish in life.” – Bo Bennett

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