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Joke of the Week:

 

These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye.

 

He said “If someone says something about my eye, im gonna snap.”

 

They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, “Would I?”

 

 

Weird Fact of the Week:

 

Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star.

 

 Quote of the Week:

 

“It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.” – Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

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Joke of the Week:

 

“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

 

“Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the teacher with a sneer.

 

“Well, actually I dont,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”

 

Weird Fact of the Week:

 

Americans throw away about 5 million bicycles each year.

 

 

Quote of the Week:

 

“I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” – Maya Angelou

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Joke of the Week:

 

A scoutmaster asked the boys in his troop what good deeds they had done for the day.

 

“Well”, said the one of the scouts. “My mom only had one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.”

 

Weird Fact of the Week:

 

Shopping in US is the most popular domestic trip activity, and is included in 30% of all domestic trips.

 

Quote of the Week:

 

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” -Oscar Wilde

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Joke of the Week:

 

A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands. He sent an e-mail to his corporate headquarters advising them that he was stranded for a few days and requested instructions.

 

The reply came back shortly:

“Begin vacation as of yesterday.”

 

 

Weird Fact of the Week:

 

The longest living cells in the body are brain cells which can live an entire lifetime.  

Quote of the Week:

 

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” – Elbert Hubbard

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Joke of the Week:

 

A guy is dating three women and cant decide which one to marry.

 

He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage money.

 

The first one spends $800 and puts $200 in the bank.

 

The second one spends $200 and puts $800 in the bank.

 

The third one puts the whole $1,000 in the bank.

 

Which one does he end up marrying?

 

The most prettiest one!

 

Weird Fact of the Week:

 

A chef’s hat is shaped the way it is for a reason: its shape allows air to circulate around the scalp, keeping the head cool in a hot kitchen.

Quote of the Week:

 

“Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.” – Albert Camus

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Joke of the Week:

 

“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.

 

“I gave a poor beggar $25.”

 

“Thats a lot of money to give away,” says her friend.

 

“What did your husband say?”

 

“He said, THANK YOU! ”

 

 

Weird Fact of the Week:

  

Pearls melt in vinegar! 

 

Quote of the Week:

 

“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.” – Dr. Seuss

Oh my goodness I heard the phrase “time flies” so many times throughout my childhood. As an adult I have to concur. It’s 2010 can you believe this. WOW!

  To all my friends & family who I can’t tell in person: 

 

A new year is upon us. Let’s leave the past behind.

 

Opportunity awaits us. Success is ours to find.

Forget about past failures. Just toss them away.

Let’s help all our tomorrows. By living well today!

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Joke of the Week:

 

“Im not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the teller to check my balance … she leaned over and pushed me.”

 

 

Weird Fact of the Week:

  

More than 2,500 left-handed people are killed each year from using products that are made for right-handed people.

 

Quote of the Week:

 

“Nourish the mind like you would your body. The mind cannot survive on junk food.” – Jim Rohn

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Joke of the Week:

 

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted. “No bills larger than $20 will be accepted.”

 

The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, “Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldnt be eating here.”

 

Weird Fact of the Week:

 

The drive-through line on opening day at the McDonald’s restaurant in Kuwait City, Kuwait was at times seven miles long.

 

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Quote of the Week:

“Love is the greatest gift that one generation can leave to another.” – Richard Garnett

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Joke of the Week:

 

Can you read the following?

 

Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me.

 

Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.

 

 

Weird Fact of the Week:

  

Over 3 million Americans are considered “Extreme Commuters”.

These people commute over 90 minutes round trip every day to work.

Quote of the Week:

 

“If you want happiness for an hour – take a nap.
If you want happiness for a day – go fishing.
If you want happiness for a year – inherit a fortune.
If you want happiness for a lifetime – help someone else.”

- Chinese Proverb